SIR, the club night where you can feel SHAMELESS, INTIMATE, and RESPECTED, is bringing it back to its early morning roots in Naarm!

SIR presents GOOEY 💦🫟🫦

SIR presents GOOEY is a sex-positive afterparty for LGBTQIA+ communities, allies and friends to enjoy with designated play areas and a thick pour of techno to keep your long weekend moving.

Maybe you’re a gooey fluid girl or just someone who loves to get hot and sweaty. Gooey is that beautiful moment when night blurs into day and bodies meld into one.

Important:

• This is an after hours event starting at 7am on Sat Jun 6th.

• This is a sexual event with strict conduct rules: make sure to read in full below.

• All genders and sexualities are welcome.

• Nudity and sexual activity are only permitted in designated areas.

• The venue capacity is strictly limited and SIR is expected to sell out. Door sales subject to availability on the night. Make sure you grab your ticket online early while they last to avoid disappointment.

SIR – the club night where you can feel SHAMELESS, INTIMATE, and RESPECTED – is finally back to plug you in and power you up ⚡

Having just made a splash across the pond in Melbourne, SIR is roaring back home to Tāmaki Makaurau for our first party here since late 2025.

On Friday 1 May 2026, we return to Double Whammy! with something a little different.

This time, we’re not just getting DJs to play sets. We’re running a Relay.

RELAY means each DJ overlaps with the one before and after them, passing the music along in sequence and keeping the night in constant motion. No hard resets. No flat spots. Just a seamless flow of energy, genres, and BPM from start to finish.

SIR – the club night where you can feel SHAMELESS, INTIMATE, and RESPECTED – is landing in Naarm this March!

Born in Auckland’s queer underground, SIR has spent the last few years building a reputation for doing it right: music-first, exciting themes, and a dancefloor that’s shameless in energy and grounded on respect. What started as a house party has grown into a loyal community packing out nightclubs with lineups that pulled talent from across Aotearoa and internationally with past guest DJs from Paris, New York, Sydney, and Naarm.

Join us Friday, 20 March 2026 at New Guernica’s Attic for SIR’s first Melbourne event, not a rehearsal, but a proper taste of the standard, the sound, and the kind of crowd we’re here to gather.

SIR – the club night where you can feel SHAMELESS, INTIMATE, and RESPECTED – is back to kick it Y2K style! 

Before there was TikTok… before there was “cringe culture”… there was pure, unadulterated cringy fashion and absolute bangers. And at SIR, cringe culture is banned – so make sure that lip gloss is poppin’, sharpen that eyeliner, and get ready to serve millennium realness.

Join us Friday, 3 October 2025 at Double Whammy! for a throwback techno trip where Paris was queen, low-rise jeans ruled the world, and the only thing more outrageous than the outfits was the music.